Neighbor Kid

Every so often we hear a strange, repetitive noise coming from our neighbor's yard.

"Thunk" (2 beats)
"Thunk" (2 beats)
"Thunk" (2 beats)

We've discovered that it is the neighbor's son, wacking their tree with a large mallet-like tool that is not sharp enough to do anything but make thunk noises.

We've decided that he is:

1. Younger than we thought.

or

2. Crazy


The arguments against him being crazy is that we've seen him with his friends, who seem like normal kids. But, then again, we've seen him do some pretty strange things, like ride his teeny weeny, extremely loud-farting dirtbike up and down the block for about ten minutes, every once in a while.