Friday, March 10, 2006

Who done it

The other night, I was sitting on my sofa and I encountered a stink of an extremely vile nature. I checked on both dogs and they were both sleeping, so I assumed that one of them was letting out some heinous dog biscuit farts.

Today, I discovered gross diarhea stains on both of the dog beds. So now the topic of CSI Westchester is: did both Scout and Rocky poop on their dogs beds (which, by the way, have only recently been washed and put to use after being stashed away for months and months because I had been too lazy to wash them - which led to an angry and defiant Scout who plopped down on our Very Expensive Restoration Hardware sofa - otherwise known as The Wrong Sofa For Dog Owners Because It Is So Easily Stained) or did one of them poop on both beds, and if it was only one of them, which one?

The other question is - Why are they pooping on their beds?

Lastly - Why would they still continue sleeping on their poopy dog beds?


Blogger The Humanity Critic said...

I went through the same thing with my pets, I felt like a CSI investigator through that whole

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