A New Job

I interviewed for a job a few weeks ago, and it went like this:

Interviewer: I see from your resume that you've never done anything like this before.
Me: I guess not.

(long pause)

Interviewer: Well, do you want to take a crack at it?


So guess who is going to be an adjunct professor teaching English 120 to the incoming class of freshmen at a local Catholic college?

plue!!